Silly Cakes

~ Monday, May 28 ~
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jesushi:

jesushi:

why am i not a banana

im crying it hit 12,000 what is wrong with the internet

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In a disappearing mood

In a disappearing mood


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Now that John doesn’t have acne he looks EXACTLY like me


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dirtybootz: Fine tips. Is this feminist? And speech informed me that 15 doesn’t work at ddd. So that was a nyt article I found beyond boring. For real though 18 is a dec metaphor although bullfighting is evil but idk about 21 I mean wtf is a woman anyway? This is a leadin to how like beyond uncomfortable I am with *any* talk of how women are what they want and think etc. I read fem shit a lot but actually am not a part of any sisterhood, at all, -part of why mackinnon makes me sooooo pissed off. Also carol Adams talked about male vegans having one night stands with female vegans and how bad that is. But what’s wrong with one night stands (why do they have to be at night?) seriously what’s always wrong with porn-whats wrong with selling sex? Women btw-men too, right?-sell sex every fucking second. I sell sex when I wear cute dresses. I sell sex when I smile at men in positions of authority. I sell sex when I make sure NOT to flirt in front of females in positions of authority. So why shouldn’t one get money for it? I mean. I also like being objectified. It’s flattering. Oh lol ps: girls are cute too.

dirtybootz:

Fine tips.

Is this feminist? And speech informed me that 15 doesn’t work at ddd. So that was a nyt article I found beyond boring. For real though 18 is a dec metaphor although bullfighting is evil but idk about 21 I mean wtf is a woman anyway? This is a leadin to how like beyond uncomfortable I am with *any* talk of how women are what they want and think etc. I read fem shit a lot but actually am not a part of any sisterhood, at all, -part of why mackinnon makes me sooooo pissed off. Also carol Adams talked about male vegans having one night stands with female vegans and how bad that is. But what’s wrong with one night stands (why do they have to be at night?) seriously what’s always wrong with porn-whats wrong with selling sex? Women btw-men too, right?-sell sex every fucking second. I sell sex when I wear cute dresses. I sell sex when I smile at men in positions of authority. I sell sex when I make sure NOT to flirt in front of females in positions of authority. So why shouldn’t one get money for it? I mean. I also like being objectified. It’s flattering. Oh lol ps: girls are cute too.

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lousi:

sillycakes:

lousi:

intrasexual selection„ the car method

dis-moi plus

male-male competition vroom vroom stomp the pedal for me raise an eyebrow say “babe” and caress your car’s exterior


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lousi:

the car wears an open collared shirt with blue flames


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I don’t have thighs, but okay :-)

I don’t have thighs, but okay :-)

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“ Despair came over her, as it will when nobody around has any sexual relevance to you.
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Thomas Pynchon, The Crying of Lot 49 (via abwhorrent

Yes


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oh myg od this film

watching this scene john said “you should be that smooth with girls”

like anyway this whole film is sooo good. like the pineapple thing. for once a device in a movie that *actually contributes to the film.* and the “love you for 10,000 years…” password for his messaging service. most importantly, faye’s scenes of ectasy replacing his apartment with new things-for me it’s like replacing it with her, how you want to be a part of someone’s life after you meet them, how you fall in love with strangers, you get attached, the scene where she crawls on his bed with her ass in the air and finds a woman’s hair and laughs and collapses in agony…the fish…the planes on the stewardess’ spine…the stewardess and 663 making out…

ya for me it’s like, well maybe if someones like ‘i love you we should live our whole lives together,’ idk, maybe they are right?

also when 663 asks her out and she walks through the snack bar kitchen saying SAYAH SAYAH SAYAH/subtitled as ‘damn damn damn!’ idk i mean how do you actually spend time with your ideal (are they still your ideal after) maybe dreams aren’t supposed to be realized dumdumdum